Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Royal(e) with Cheese

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a five to nothing shutout in Kansas City?

Jules: They don't call it a five to nothing shutout?

Vincent: No man, they got a AAA rotation. They wouldn't know what the f&^% a shutout is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a win?

Vincent: Well, a win's a win, but they call it a "once a week occurence".

Jules: "Once a week occurence". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a division title?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't follow baseball in 1985.

Note: I added an e-mail contact in the right hand margin, under the scoreboard. If anyone wants to contact me, fire away. See you tomorrow. Go Yanks.